Help a poor TIKKY developer
Apparently this is called a website. TIKKY calls it a potatosite.
Our developer built this entire thing with approximately 2 brain cells — one built the potato, the other is still buffering.
He also decided to make a token.
Why?
Nobody knows. Not even him.
After an extensive investigation, we can confirm the developer owns exactly:
0.5 SOL
That's it.
Not a whale. Not a millionaire. Half a Solana and a dream.
His master plan is apparently to sell that tiny fortune if TIKKY ever somehow crawls above $1–2 million, then use the proceeds to continue The Stinky Plan™.
What is The Stinky Plan™?
Nobody knows. TIKKY asked.
The developer said: "Trust the potato." 🥔
If you genuinely want to support the idiot responsible for this potatosite, you can feed the developer here.
Your support helps pay for servers, coffee, more TIKKY nonsense and possibly the rehabilitation of the remaining brain cell.
Optional developer support — not an investment, token purchase, or ownership.
